Score: 10

"a message to anyone who hates the game"

submission: Alien Hominid

date: October 24, 2009

FUCK YOU. You obviously suck balls at not only playing the game; but at life in general. The only option for you now is suicide, you fucking mo-mos.

Score: 8

"easy"

submission: Toss the Turtle

date: August 30, 2009

best distance is 1,368,443 motherfuckers

Score: 8

"wtf"

submission: Karoshi:Suicide Salaryman

date: October 11, 2008

how do i beat 32

Score: 5

"shitty version of super smash brothers"

submission: Newgrounds Rumble

date: September 7, 2008

nuff said

Score: 6

"too easy"

submission: The Last Stand.

date: May 18, 2008

once you get the hunting rifle and some survivors it's simple

good work, though. for what it is, it serves its purpose.

Score: 10

"roflcakes"

submission: Retarded Animal Babies 12

date: January 26, 2007

This is one of the greatest RAB movies on newgrounds, which is saying alot because RAB is one of the best series on newgrounds. Where do I start? Well, first, this movie roxx0rz my soxx0rz, it owns in every catagory that matters. The graphics are graphicy, the sound is soundy, and the violence is quite violency.

Also, nice reference to they live with the sunglasses and bubblegum shit, also a geet movie. In conclusion, this movie owns, watch it.

Score: 10

"I came."

submission: Jive Machine

date: October 4, 2006

This is the greatest game on newgrounds. Favorites.

Lol, this is the first time im doing one of these reviews -_-

Graphics: Dave is the secksiest person alive

Style: I doubt there are many dancin' games IRL out there, soz 10

Sound: No speakers :(

Violence: 10 because as soon as i saw this movie i came all over my computer screen and it instantaniously popped my anal ring simaltaniously.

Interactivity: I loved making dave squeeze his man boobs, it just felt so empowering.

Humor: Self explanatory

Overall: THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST GAME THAT I FUCKING FGDSFUYGD

You win.

Score: 4

"These sim dates are all the same.."

submission: Elf Sim Date II

date: August 12, 2006

(Reinactment)
Go to place.
Talk to girl.
Talk to girl.
Talk to girl.
Talk to girl.
Talk to girl.
Leave place.
Fight.
Get money.
Buy shit.
Give shit to girl.
Date girl.
Fuck girl.
Rest.
Move on to next girl.

You continue this cycle untill you have fucked every girl in the game.
It gets really fucking repetetive and this is basicly what happens in every single sim date game in the entire webs.

You get a 2.

Score: 4

"OVERRATED"

submission: Turret Defence

date: August 10, 2006

This doesn't deserve front page, or third place.

Its mediocre and EXTREMELY repetitive, and has been done time and time again. This is fun for about 7 seconds and then i got bored.

You get a 2.

Score: 9

"wtf"

submission: StickRPG *Complete*

date: June 23, 2006

i gave the kid 10 smokes and the stick dude turned purple...